The Rat King

The Rat King

Free Verse Prose by Reagan James

There's an old tin coffee mug wound tightly around his fingers
He's pondering his next move
Scheming and plotting while the sun is yawning
It's his fourth cup and there's another on the drip
Drip drip drip the ideas pour
He would have to be careful
No one could know what he was up to except for the rats of course 
They always lug their weight through the brainstorm 
And boy are they punctual
Crawling through the miniature handcrafted reclaimed koa door he had fashioned 
It's a nicely fitted back entrance to his cardboard laboratory 
Emitting smells of rotten eggshells like a freshly fed crematorium 
Obviously, they can't be seen using the front steps
People might start to ask questions 
Would you look at that it's nine already
The meeting begins when they have a quorum 
Just don't try to explain to these guys the rules of decorum
And the role is called
Wally Whiskers well he's more of a weasel than a rat 
But leave him out and they'd be grasping at eels
So they let it slide
Charlie Chaff-eyes he's got what you need when it comes to wires and sprockets and machines that need oil 
But don't forget for a second about the legend of Billy Boil 
He burned a cat alive and probably would have done some time if he had a social security number 
Then there's Jumpin Jimmy Falls 
They say he took a dive off Niagra over some outstanding debt
But when you do business with rats you get what you get 
One by one he read their names
Larry Loose-Change 
Ricky Rust
Sandy Salmonella 
Terry Two-Time
Tommy Tuberculosis
Yanny Yellow-Belly 
Peter Pimples-Eater
Willy Whiplash 
And Bobby the Back-Brace
And on and on he went
We will never quite know what was discussed
Though I wager there were some dangerous notions spoken
Talks of shrunken heads and poison potions 
We can speculate but we know what happened
Always on time and dressed in season
Fear hit every network in the cycle 
Jack Bauer couldn’t have done more with twenty-four
After it all went down 
Like a rotten banana, they split the check 
Peeling out single file through the trash palace door
Instructed to never see, speak, or meet again
This was the final fellowship of the rat collective
But what became of the old man
Sitting at home drumming his tin can
Was he there while we rationed our food
Where was he for all those moonlight curfews
Did he have access to a clean water supply
While we devoured our young
Was he smoking a pipe
Was he eating and drinking and singing
And placing bets on how long the rest would survive
No power, no towers, and no shelter in sight
He started a drought and we neglected the garden
Rationality dies one cell at a time
The smallest seeds grow the greatest wars
Like baby saplings watered and nursed in the mind
I hear he’s still out there somewhere
Rocking back and forth in his chair
The King of the rats in the land of the blind

Reagan James is a writer, actor, musician, and software engineer living in Austin, Texas. He finds himself inspired by odd, abstract, and absurd things and does his best to try to capture the mania in his head in various mediums.

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